Nation’s Oppressed Christians Huddle Underground To Light Single Shriveled Christmas Shrub

December 27, 2015

http://www.theonion.com/article/nations-oppressed-christians-huddle-underground-li-52019

“We have come together today to observe a Christian holiday that has been all but stamped out on the surface,” said a man who wished to be identified only as “Greg,” after hanging a figurine of Mickey Mouse dressed as Santa Claus from one of the shrub’s boughs.

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